"Babe, my life is truly an Open Book;you can check it any time".
( hehehehe, oh you dumb shit, BS! But, I am so fiendishly brilliant and clever.....)
"Sweetie, I love you, and ONLY YOU!"
(If I keep saying it often enough, maybe she'll really start believing it and get off my damn back...)
"I swear, I'll never do it again!"
(well, yeah, like for this minute in time...)
"You and me...WE are PARTNERS!"
"ILYMTLI"
(I love you more than life itself...yeah, right, you dumbshit BS!)
"SHMILY"
(See how much I love you?
Wow, if she believes that then I can sell anything...)
"I just can't remember..."
(It worked in court for the Mob, it'll work for me, too!)
"Wow, I don't wanna rattle her cage"
(because my XW knows what and who I really am and if you two meet or talk, she might tell you, too!)
"I swear, you are making much more out of this...that is why I can't remember...because the others never mattered; they never meant a thing to me!"
(And, when I decide to Move On , you won't matter to my sociopathic/narcissistic mind either...its cool to stay 'in practice')
"Sweetie, how can you say that to me? You know that I love you and that you love me...we are LIFERS!"
(and, if you believe that, you'll believe just about anything, sappy/diotic/foolish/kindhearted BS...
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I woke up feeling very worried (about WH losing weight) and rather 'lost'/depressed...and then I FOUND this wonderful thread. It was really CATHARTIC, SI Family! LMAO
Well, I feel so much BETTER already!
Thanks, guys!