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Some guys are completely unable to grasp the idea that "not an asshole" and "nice guy" are not the same thing

DamnCuteKitty in a NB thread on "nice" guys.

Wolf

This is how good therapy works: it pisses you off, and then it makes you better.

WAL in General

A classic from Unicornsearcher to 2Crazykids' thread about her WH blaming her for his A because of her house keeping skills.

It is amazing how such ordinary looking dust bunnies cause such lusty thoughts & behavior as so many have claimed to have had happen. This resulted in them then accidently ripping their clothes off & rubbing private parts frantically to see if the dust bunny induced lust for an outsider would go away, once & for all

StillLovingHim:

It feels better to break a habit than his heart.

I just found this thread! This is soooo great. Ya'll rock! xx

The affair is over. My wife has done everything you could possibly ask for to make amends.

...there are many things in the past that sting. And this is the past... not our present and not our future.

NiteLite1 in Recon on burning letters between OM and W.

I can't take credit for that quote. It's actually my wife's assessment of IC. I just repeated her wisdom.

WW is like a renter who you have given notice to but who is difficult to evict.

Ethelred in 'Betrayed Men-Part 7' thread.

On the efficacy of MC, Hit_By_A_Hammer wrote:

I'm English, so talking about feelings in front of a third party practically brings me out in a rash

She is trying to see what she wants to see....and just because she calls herself a Christain don't mean she is acting like one...no more than me going out to my swimming pool and pretending I'm a boat makes me The Queen Elizabeth.......

BasicGuy, in a thread where a woman is trying to justify her A because God forgives sinners.

Gak!

I'm locking

NA, locking her own thread

Affairs happen in the space between "I don't want to leave" and "I don't want to do the work to change it

Wincing_at_Light in Topic: We ask alot here, "Why didn't they just leave?"

http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=396563

Trainercarrie talking about XH in New Beginnings. It just struck me funny since he was always a total ass to her about not being thin enough. Sometimes Karma hits XS in strange ways. Carrie saw hers.

I'm just excited he got fat. He always had a comment. I half way want to run into him...so i can do the eye sweep from head to toe and moo at him.

LOL.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

gma

Yaay! Thanks GMA. Glad I could give you a giggle.

The truth is unbelievably painful but it isn't as painful as the question marks.

From EasyDoesIt, after listening to her WH on the VAR unzipping his zipper while trolling for prostitues.

Dear WH,

There is an elephant in our living room. I know that you don't notice her but I thought I'd let you know cause she's starting to smell, she needs a bath, and to be honest I'm tired of being the only one that feeds and walks her.

See, you and the OW, well you picked out this elephant, and the OW tied her up in a pretty pink bow and deposited her in my living room the day I got the FB message that changed my life.

Now, the first month, the elephant grew because I was numb, in shock, and could barely function so she got bigger. But months 2 & 3 well my rage, it kept her pretty small because no one could forget the elephant was there because I kept pointing her out and screaming that she was there and that she smelled.

Well, the last few weeks I've hit acceptance mode & I guess you decided that means that we don't talk about the elephant but see I'm still walking her, feeding her, cleaning up her poo and you know what she smells and I'm tired of taking care of her.

So, here's the deal, I'm listening to my fellow SI's and I'm keeping my promise, I'm not going to make a decision until I'm 12 mos out from Dday and well, thanks to the OW I won't make a decision then because she so nicely presented me with the elephant right before the holidays. I don't want to ruin our children's Xmas so you get an extra month there, and our Son's Bday is at the end of February so I don't want to ruin his birthday.

So how about March 2012? How does that sound? Maybe I should ruin your birthday? Because this is what I know - I KNOW that I've been taking care of this freakin' elephant all by myself for too damn long and either you can get her the fuck our of house or I will. Our house is too small for this elephant & she's only getting bigger and by 2012 she's going to be a few thousand pounds. She's leaving in 2012 with you or without you, she's gone. So, you can stay or go but the fucking elephant is leaving.

** This rant was brought on by my insecurities over my H spending this next Saturday with a couple of buddies. I calmly asked for reassurance this morning that he was really going to be with them. To which, I got a snort & "no I'm not". I then proceeded to freak out. This is not a freakin' joke to me, I am an insecure mess. I don't need sarcasm, I need reassurance. He's positive that he's done being an ass and cheating on me so he gets offended and bored when I ask for clarification. There's no need to talk about the A because he's sorry, he'll never do it again, and that's it. He never addresses the A until I do, usually in tears.** Thank you for the rant, please continue with your regularly scheduled day.

Excellent rant in General from Annielost

Hey H - There's an elephant in our living room.

[This message edited by tryinginmi at 1:13 PM, March 1st (Tuesday)]

last year someone asked WH what he gave up for Lent and I blurted out "adultery."

M334455 in the "I Can Relate" forum, "Long Term Affairs" thread.

[This message edited by honesttoafault at 4:20 PM, March 10th (Thursday)]

TearsofLove on a thread about an OW contacting a BW to get "closure" after her WH went NC:

Closure- Is that in Jeff Foxworthy's redneck dictionary?

Used in a sentence:

"The OW bitch called me and said she needed closure. I agreed and told her next time to 'closure legs when you're around married men and you won't have this problem'."

Fighting2Survive pointed out to me that there is a quote thread so I thought I'd add one that I found particularly amusing:

Dearlord in a TT thread in General:

If you're a shithead and pull some douchebag move, pulling another douchebag move to cover up the initial douchebaggery doesn't negate the original douchebagging... it just makes you a double douchebag shithead, and a liar to boot.

I agreed and told her next time to 'closure legs when you're around married men and you won't have this problem'."

Bahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!