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tushnurse ( member #21101) posted at 2:43 PM on Wednesday, September 11th, 2013
At the time I joined, I was an Office Manager and RN for a pair of Colorectal surgeons. I was known as tushnurse at work, as my boss was tushdr.
I chose this because at the time, I knew work was my escape, and my work would support myself, and kids should I need to D.
Now I am no longer a tushnurse, I am a Care Manager for a patient population that is high risk for future illness, and provide them with the skills, tools, and really anything necessary to make sure they stay well, and improve their overall health.
Me: FBSHim: FWSKids: 23 & 27 Married for 32 years now, was 16 at the time.D-Day Sept 26 2008R'd in about 2 years. Old Vet now.
Darkness Falls ( member #27879) posted at 3:13 PM on Wednesday, September 11th, 2013
Was heartbroken to lose relationship with XH over my stupidity and selfishness.
09/03 = wedding anniversary.
If I could pick a new one today it would be different.
Married -> I cheated -> We divorced -> We remarried -> Had two kids -> Now we’re miserable again
Staying together for the kids
D-day 2010
WarehouseGuy ( member #6037) posted at 5:06 PM on Wednesday, September 11th, 2013
Mine took a lot of thought. I was working at a warehouse at the time 
whg 
If you see your ex with someone else don't be jealous. Our parents taught us to give our old,used toys to the less fortunate.
runninbehind78 ( new member #35454) posted at 5:20 PM on Wednesday, September 11th, 2013
"I'd love to stick around but I'm running behind" -Running on Empty, Jackson Browne
This was the song stuck in my head on d-day and is pretty much my philosophy on life now.
Me-BBF-34
Her-WWGF-35
Together 16 years
Multiple EA over 2 years
9 month long EA/PA with my friend.
Dday1-4/20/12
Dday2-6/16/12
Dday3-8/20/12
Dday4-8/23/12
Dday5-a few weeks later
"I can't escape my own escape."
Tripletrouble (original poster member #39169) posted at 9:42 PM on Wednesday, September 11th, 2013
Ok now I can say I was waiting with baited breath for tush nurse. I kept thinking of "assman" on Sienfeld and figured it was something like that. I really don't mean to make light of our names, I mean let's face it every one of us was in a dark place when we were signing up. I've really enjoyed reading the responses and feel like I know all of you just a little better. 
40 somethings - me BW after 20 years
D Day April 2013
Divorced November 2013
Happily remarried 2018
Time is a great healer but a terrible beautician.
tushnurse ( member #21101) posted at 8:30 PM on Thursday, September 12th, 2013
Sorry to disappoint, but I can tell you I have an arsenal stocked full of fun stories that will make you die with laughter, and say Ewww all at the same time.
Assnurse just didn't seem appropriate for my work email at the time.
Me: FBSHim: FWSKids: 23 & 27 Married for 32 years now, was 16 at the time.D-Day Sept 26 2008R'd in about 2 years. Old Vet now.
rachelc ( member #30314) posted at 8:37 PM on Thursday, September 12th, 2013
it's my sister's name. I don't know why I chose it. When I write sports stories for the newspaper her name is my pen name as well. She thinks it's funny. She knows I'm using it here too.
Rebreather ( member #30817) posted at 1:27 AM on Friday, September 13th, 2013
Well hell! Another one who's name isn't their name! Lol
Me BS
Him WH
2 ddays in '07
Rec'd.
"The cure for the pain, is the pain." -Rumi
movingbackwards ( member #40612) posted at 2:30 AM on Friday, September 13th, 2013
Ben Rector song that has summed up my disbelief over everything that's happened.
"Standing still isn't easy when the world's moving backwards."
You can crawl back home, say you were wrong
Stand out in the yard and cry all night long
Go ahead and water the lawn
My give a damn's busted!
Lyonesse ( member #32943) posted at 2:32 AM on Friday, September 13th, 2013
Huh, someone mentioned using an automatic name generator. I never thought of that, so I went and tried one out just now, and I got:
Jellyfluff Sugarbreeze Honeycloud
That is SO not me that I am tempted to use it for something!
BaxtersBFF ( member #26859) posted at 2:54 AM on Friday, September 13th, 2013
This is Baxter and I'm his BFF. He likes the same beer as me...
somanyyears ( member #26970) posted at 3:00 AM on Friday, September 13th, 2013
..at Baxter's..
What a great looking doggie!!
..my name needs no explanation..
smy
trust no other human- love only your pets. Reconciled I think! Me 77 Her 74 Married 52 yrs. 18 yr LTA with bff/lawyer. Little fucker died at 57.Brain tumour!
aesir ( member #17210) posted at 5:20 AM on Friday, September 13th, 2013
Assnurse just didn't seem appropriate for my work email at the time.
Could have made you a celebrity, just like Dick Assman the gas man.
I have actually been to that station, while the sign was up.
[This message edited by aesir at 11:21 PM, September 12th (Thursday)]
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
Neznayou ( member #40654) posted at 2:30 PM on Friday, September 13th, 2013
Mine is one of those that I've since email was first invented. I was studying Russian at the time and after some frustration at not being able to come up with a good email address, I told my husband, "I don't know!" In Russian, "I don't know" is "neznayou" (transliterated of course). It really isn't appropriate here because now I know so much more than I did before. I should have gone with "SeeChas Znayou" ("now I know"), but out of habit went with what I had.
Thanks for sharing the story of your name TushNurse. My guess wasn't far off, but I was still curious. Many of these user names are kinda obvious, but not yours.
Him: BH 1969
Me: WW 1973
Wedding: April 9, 1994
Son: 1998 (college freshman)
Son: 2002 (high school freshman)
Caught at AP's house: 10 Aug 2012
I do not have it all together.
EvenKeel ( member #24210) posted at 3:24 PM on Friday, September 13th, 2013
I am known for my 'hard to frazzle' personality.
This week, my friend had a nightmare that her H was having an A. She said in her dream she actually was thinking "I have to call EvenKeel because she handled her D with such eloquence"
Of course she woke up from her nightmare mad as he77 at her poor sleeping H.
Ironically - I don't feel so "evenkeel" somedays!
[This message edited by EvenKeel at 9:25 AM, September 13th (Friday)]
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 4:57 PM on Friday, September 13th, 2013
"SeeChas Znayou" ("now I know")
Filed away for future use. Thanks, Neznayou!
(ps - Hi, Baxter! )
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Tripletrouble (original poster member #39169) posted at 7:08 PM on Friday, September 13th, 2013
Tush nurse you did not disappoint at all!
One of my dearest friends told us her story of going to a proctologist after child birth and she had us girls crying with laughter, so I can only imagine the stuff you could tell.
40 somethings - me BW after 20 years
D Day April 2013
Divorced November 2013
Happily remarried 2018
Time is a great healer but a terrible beautician.
BaxtersBFF ( member #26859) posted at 1:26 AM on Saturday, September 14th, 2013
Hi NIK!
SMY he is a pretty doggie. Hope things are well with you.
Amber13 ( member #40505) posted at 9:44 PM on Sunday, September 15th, 2013
I like the name... and it is 2013. Very original, haha.
tesla ( member #34697) posted at 12:48 AM on Monday, September 16th, 2013
In my marriage, I was always playing Nikola Tesla to his playing of Thomas Edison.
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
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